Top 10: Graduated Gangstas (Yearbook Pictures)

My how things change- even for gangstas. Street smart, down and as hard as they wanna be. But you know something? At some point in life they were someone’s grandson.

10. Diddy

Before Diddy there was P-Diddy there was Puffy. Before that there was Puff Daddy. Before that even there was Sean Combs. What was little Sean running from that he had to change his name so many times? I’m guessing it was this picture.

9. Pharell Williams...

Looking like a Samurai with an erasure head haircut, Pharell Williams proved to everyone in the business that stylists are indeed an important part of being famous. It’s just too bad he went from looking like the offspring of Godzilla and Papermate to dressing a little like the Joker.

8. Jay-Z

If anyone ever looked like they didn’t want to be somewhere it was young master Carter here in his (??) graduation picture. Jay-Z never finished high school, so this was as close as we could get to a graduation picture. Maybe he graduated from elementary school and grandma sprang for some pics? Maybe the face is because Jay-Z himself was a little confused by the cap and gown.

7. Snoop

Ranked in one of the Top 10 Most Likable Stoners of All-Time it’s hard to imagine  Snoop looking clean cut- but here is it. This is photo graphic evidence that Snoop Dogg actually did not spring forth from a sensimilla bud and onto MP3 players around the world. He looks a little like he just won a science fair somewhere.

6. Eminem

I’ve had debates about things in the past that had no bearing on anything. One of these is why little Marshal Mathers was so pissed off. Looking a little like the illegitimate son of Sylvester Stallone might have something to do with it. Yo Adrian!

5. Kanye West

Voted most likely to be someone- everyone shakes their head at. Kanye West spent most of his high school career snatching the chalk from teacher’s hands and giving sermons in class. “I don mean no disrespect or nuthin… but Columbus was whack. E’rybody knows that Magellian was the dopest explorer of all time!!!”

4. T.I

T.I. looks like the cover of a cereal box. Seriously. “It’s good for you and tastes good too.” His recent prison stint was neither kid tested nor mother approved however. Look for him to break out big(ger) in the future. I predict bigger things from this guy than we’ve seen from him so far even…. huge.

3. Ice Cube

“I’ll tumble for ya… I’ll tumble for ya… I’ll tumble for ya I’ll tumble for you”. Or wait wait… “Feel the beat of the rythm of the night…”

2. 50 Cent

50 Cent (pronounced Fiddy-Cen) looked like the kind of kid that you just couldn’t trust. IN FACT he looks like the kid that stole my bike.

1. Lil Jon

“How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?” You can ask Mr. Owl or Lil John. Late bloomers with latent smooth potential… bet NO ONE saw it coming.

Merry Christmas…Oh, Scandalous Ones!

Merry Christmas...Oh, Scandalous Ones!

Dear Oh, The Scandalmongers,
What a year, what a journey, what a fantastic roller coaster ride! And you know what, it’s been a bloody pleasure having you on board, riding pillion with yours truly, and the rest of the inimitable OTS gang.
I’m not going to turn this into a Werther’s Original moment, but I have to come clean; and in doing so, some pesky sentimentality might squeeze through around the edges.
Thank you all for your loyal readership, continued support and unquenchable thirst for the very finest celebrity news and gossip this little man can purvey.
We’re aiming high for 2011. BIG plans, babies. And, in true Rocky Horror style, we ask you to sit back, take the weight off your stillies, and give yourself over to absolute gossip pleasure…
Have a cracking one, darlings!
From all the Oh, the Scandal! team.

Kelly Osbourne’s Email Hacked By ‘Some A**’

Kelly Osbourne's Email Hacked By 'Some A**'

Kelly Osbourne has called in the police after discovering her email account had been hacked.
Osbourne took to her Twitter (again) to give the cyber “a**” a stern warning.
“Someone has hacked my mail account the police are now involved whoever did this is in big HUGE trouble!!” she wrote.
Big huge trouble? Oh dear! I see why Osbourne is worried, though.
We all know what happens when celebrity internet accounts are hacked… we get an influx of leaked naked pictures, secret information on the celebrity and other such ‘goodies’.
Osbourne continued, “My account is now police reported stolen property if you try and sell any of my information you will be prosecuted even further.”
The daughter of rock legend Ozzy Osbourne makes a good point. Just because the information is online, doesn’t mean it’s anyone’s for the taking.
Osbourne is hoping for prosecution, especially because the cyber hacker made a rather foolish mistake.
“The a** that hacked my account had all my emails forwarded to his email address so I now know who it is I will find u & u will be arrested.”
Despite the possibility of prosecution once the culprit is caught, Osbourne says she’s...
been left devastated by the hack.
“Genuinely heart broken that someone hacked and read all my personal info! is nothing sacred? Literally devastated!”
What’s the bet someone was looking for information on Miley?! Nevertheless, can’t help but feel sorry for her, a breach of privacy like that is never a good feeling.
She’s right though, when it comes to the world of cyberspace, nothing is sacred.

Kelly Osbourne Stripped & Dipped In Gold For Bond Girl Pose

Kelly Osbourne Stripped & Dipped In Gold For Bond Girl Pose

Kelly Osbourne strips, dips herself in gold and recreates the classic Bond Girl pose for a special photos shoot.
Osbourne, who turned 26 yesterday, was sprayed in gold to recreate the famous scene in Goldfinger featuring actress Shirley Eaton.
The star struck the famous pose to celebrate Sky+HD reaching a milestone 50 channels.
Said Osbourne: “I love watching TV in HD, you really can see everything in a lot more detail and it makes everything look so much better. Although if you’re on the other side of the camera then the pressure is on you to make sure you look good!
“Since my weight loss I’m a lot more body confident in front of the camera. It’s not just... celebration for Sky+HD, but for me too.”

Kelly Osbourne Stripped & Dipped In Gold For Bond Girl Pose

*All images courtesy of Sky

Taylor Momsen’s New Perfume Ad (Video)

Taylor Momsen's New Perfume Ad (Video)

Taylor Momsen’s controversial look seems to be working for her as she is now the new face of John Galliano’s new fragrance, Parlez-Moi d’Amour.
Momsen appears as a more toned-down version of her scary goth-look self in the new ad. In fact, to be honest, Momsen looks incredible.
The video, directed by Ellen von Unwerth, is also accompanied by a print campaign which shows Momsen flaunting her body and writing a song on an old piece of parchment.
While Momsen still wears next to nothing, the look works in this video, and the toned down panda eyes make her look much softer and, dare I say it, fresh-faced.
The video is accompanied by the song You, which just so happens to be a song by Momsen’s band, The Pretty Reckless.
Momsen is also the face of Madonna’s daughter Lourdes’ new clothing line, Material Girl.
The John Galliano commercial is a great little clip, and as much as I try not to be sucked in by ads, I want to go and try this fragrance.

Kelly Osbourne ‘Just Being Miley’ (Photo)

Kelly Osbourne 'Just Being Miley' (Photo)

Kelly Osbourne is becoming so close to new pal Miley Cyrus, she’s starting to look like her!
A day after Osbourne took to Twitter to shoot down rumours about Cyrus being a bad influence, she channelled ‘Miley’s energy’ and dressed up as the pop princess.
Osbourne posted a TwitPic of her dressed up in a wig matching Cyrus’ long brown-blonde hair, standing next to the real Cyrus, while both sporting the star’s trademark peace sign for the camera.
“I’m just being Miley,” Osbourne write in the caption.
Meanwhile, Osbourne’s friendship with Cyrus comes at a price. The reality star has been bombarded with Twitter messages from Cyrus fans wanting her to pass messages on to the Hannah Montana star.
Osbourne was pelted with tweets from a number of Cyrus’ fans, asking for specific pictures of the Disney Darling, which exacperated Osbourne no end, until she told them to “give the girl a break”.
Sigh, must be tough being Miley Cyrus’ friend. *sarcasm*

Kelsey Grammer Tries To Block Ex From His Assets

Kelsey Grammer Tries To Block Ex From His Assets

Kelsey Grammer’s divorce looked like it was going to be amicable, but the dreaded rot of acrimony now appears to have set in.
The former Frasier star filed for divorce from his wife of 13 years, Camille, earlier this year. Since then, he’s moved things along on the love front.
Grammer, 55, recently proposed to his 29-year-old girlfriend Kayte Walsh, whilst still married to Camille. And now it seems he’s taken his divorce proceedings further and is going in for the kill.
According to RadarOnline, Grammer is trying to...
block his ex from having access to his pension funds and business accounts.
The wording from his legal eagles state Kelsey is seeking “an order determining the nature and extent of both employee and non-employee spouse’s interest in employee benefits under the plan, an order restraining claimant from making benefit payments to employee spouse pending the determination and disposition of non-employees spouse’s interest if any, in employee’s benefits under the plan.”
If by any chance the court says no, Grammer could always take up the online sugar daddy spokesman role.